Phyliss Diller

Comedian
July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Quote of the Month (2012)
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”	Source
Quote of the Month: Opinion - Attributed quote

Quote of the Month (2012)
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."	Source
Quote of the Month: Opinion - Attributed quote